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The Crap Jersey Collection

$285.00

When a standard sweater just won’t do.
 
Watching a game from home deprives us of the best experience that live, in-stadium hockey has to offer — laughing at the utterly horrible, and often offensive, replica jerseys people spend money on. But now, thanks to the Hockey Corp. Worldwide, USA "Crap Jersey Collection" you can be a part of the fun.

Whether it's the two-team, sewn together, always-confusing "Half-and-Half.” The inexplicable personalized sweater. Or the classy, kid-friendly jersey involving the number 69 and a descriptive sexual innuendo ... You too can fill your home with all sorts of misguided purchases of your very own. Available in men's, women's and children's sizes. 

** SOLD OUT **

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When a standard sweater just won’t do.
 
Watching a game from home deprives us of the best experience that live, in-stadium hockey has to offer — laughing at the utterly horrible, and often offensive, replica jerseys people spend money on. But now, thanks to the Hockey Corp. Worldwide, USA "Crap Jersey Collection" you can be a part of the fun.

Whether it's the two-team, sewn together, always-confusing "Half-and-Half.” The inexplicable personalized sweater. Or the classy, kid-friendly jersey involving the number 69 and a descriptive sexual innuendo ... You too can fill your home with all sorts of misguided purchases of your very own. Available in men's, women's and children's sizes. 

** SOLD OUT **

When a standard sweater just won’t do.
 
Watching a game from home deprives us of the best experience that live, in-stadium hockey has to offer — laughing at the utterly horrible, and often offensive, replica jerseys people spend money on. But now, thanks to the Hockey Corp. Worldwide, USA "Crap Jersey Collection" you can be a part of the fun.

Whether it's the two-team, sewn together, always-confusing "Half-and-Half.” The inexplicable personalized sweater. Or the classy, kid-friendly jersey involving the number 69 and a descriptive sexual innuendo ... You too can fill your home with all sorts of misguided purchases of your very own. Available in men's, women's and children's sizes. 

** SOLD OUT **

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