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The Home-Ice Thermostat™

$185.00

“It’s winter in August, September and all of the other months.”

Wish your home could always feel as cool and crisp as your favorite hockey arena? Introducing the HomeIce Thermostat™, designed to keep your humble abode feeling not-warm, all year round. Setting it up is easy. Simply snap this unit into place, install an elaborate series of ducts throughout your home, pair it with a 10-Ton, DownFlow, Industrial Rooftop cooling unit (sold separately) and you’ll be up and running in seconds. With only one temperature setting — 52 degrees F/ 11 degrees C — you never have to mess with cumbersome dials, knobs and buttons. You simply set it, forget it, pull on an extra pair of socks and enjoy the game.

** SOLD OUT **

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“It’s winter in August, September and all of the other months.”

Wish your home could always feel as cool and crisp as your favorite hockey arena? Introducing the HomeIce Thermostat™, designed to keep your humble abode feeling not-warm, all year round. Setting it up is easy. Simply snap this unit into place, install an elaborate series of ducts throughout your home, pair it with a 10-Ton, DownFlow, Industrial Rooftop cooling unit (sold separately) and you’ll be up and running in seconds. With only one temperature setting — 52 degrees F/ 11 degrees C — you never have to mess with cumbersome dials, knobs and buttons. You simply set it, forget it, pull on an extra pair of socks and enjoy the game.

** SOLD OUT **

“It’s winter in August, September and all of the other months.”

Wish your home could always feel as cool and crisp as your favorite hockey arena? Introducing the HomeIce Thermostat™, designed to keep your humble abode feeling not-warm, all year round. Setting it up is easy. Simply snap this unit into place, install an elaborate series of ducts throughout your home, pair it with a 10-Ton, DownFlow, Industrial Rooftop cooling unit (sold separately) and you’ll be up and running in seconds. With only one temperature setting — 52 degrees F/ 11 degrees C — you never have to mess with cumbersome dials, knobs and buttons. You simply set it, forget it, pull on an extra pair of socks and enjoy the game.

** SOLD OUT **

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