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The Original Money Torch

$12.99

“Kiss that hard-earned cash goodbye!”

Duplicate the feeling of being robbed in broad daylight by paying $12 for a soda — in the comfort of your own home. Simply grab a can from your fridge and use this handy 35,000 BTU open flame to light your money ablaze. Conveniently burns any denomination of currency - $10, $20, $50 even $100 bills! Available for USD or CAD only.

** SOLD OUT **

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“Kiss that hard-earned cash goodbye!”

Duplicate the feeling of being robbed in broad daylight by paying $12 for a soda — in the comfort of your own home. Simply grab a can from your fridge and use this handy 35,000 BTU open flame to light your money ablaze. Conveniently burns any denomination of currency - $10, $20, $50 even $100 bills! Available for USD or CAD only.

** SOLD OUT **

“Kiss that hard-earned cash goodbye!”

Duplicate the feeling of being robbed in broad daylight by paying $12 for a soda — in the comfort of your own home. Simply grab a can from your fridge and use this handy 35,000 BTU open flame to light your money ablaze. Conveniently burns any denomination of currency - $10, $20, $50 even $100 bills! Available for USD or CAD only.

** SOLD OUT **

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