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Sounds of The Game LP: Vol. 1

$40.00

Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the sounds of your favorite hockey arena. You’ll feel like you’re right there. 

FEATURING ALL THE HITS:

  1. “He’s Offside”

  2. “How was He Not Offside?”

  3. “Shoot the puck!”

  4. “This Ref is an Idiot”

  5. “Hey Asshole, Sit Down”

  6. “Buuuuulllllllshiiiiiiiiit”

  7. “They need to fire this coach”

  8. “Look at that fucking Idiot trying to get on the Jumbotron”

  9. “Like, OMG! We’re on the Jumbotron!”

  10. “How is That Not a Penalty?"

  11. “Is Someone Smoking Weed?"

  12. “Think He Regrets Buying that Jersey?”

  13. “Fuck, I Hate Canadians”

  14. “Fuck, I Hate Americans””

  15. (INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM) sucks!”

  16. “We Get Screwed on Video Reviews Every Time”

  17. “Sorry, I think you’re in my seat. No … I’m positive. Your seats are over there. Let me see your ticket. Yeah, you’re in section 7. This is section 8. No, I’m sure. Section 7 is over there”

** SOLD OUT **

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Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the sounds of your favorite hockey arena. You’ll feel like you’re right there. 

FEATURING ALL THE HITS:

  1. “He’s Offside”

  2. “How was He Not Offside?”

  3. “Shoot the puck!”

  4. “This Ref is an Idiot”

  5. “Hey Asshole, Sit Down”

  6. “Buuuuulllllllshiiiiiiiiit”

  7. “They need to fire this coach”

  8. “Look at that fucking Idiot trying to get on the Jumbotron”

  9. “Like, OMG! We’re on the Jumbotron!”

  10. “How is That Not a Penalty?"

  11. “Is Someone Smoking Weed?"

  12. “Think He Regrets Buying that Jersey?”

  13. “Fuck, I Hate Canadians”

  14. “Fuck, I Hate Americans””

  15. (INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM) sucks!”

  16. “We Get Screwed on Video Reviews Every Time”

  17. “Sorry, I think you’re in my seat. No … I’m positive. Your seats are over there. Let me see your ticket. Yeah, you’re in section 7. This is section 8. No, I’m sure. Section 7 is over there”

** SOLD OUT **

Close your eyes and immerse yourself in the sounds of your favorite hockey arena. You’ll feel like you’re right there. 

FEATURING ALL THE HITS:

  1. “He’s Offside”

  2. “How was He Not Offside?”

  3. “Shoot the puck!”

  4. “This Ref is an Idiot”

  5. “Hey Asshole, Sit Down”

  6. “Buuuuulllllllshiiiiiiiiit”

  7. “They need to fire this coach”

  8. “Look at that fucking Idiot trying to get on the Jumbotron”

  9. “Like, OMG! We’re on the Jumbotron!”

  10. “How is That Not a Penalty?"

  11. “Is Someone Smoking Weed?"

  12. “Think He Regrets Buying that Jersey?”

  13. “Fuck, I Hate Canadians”

  14. “Fuck, I Hate Americans””

  15. (INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM) sucks!”

  16. “We Get Screwed on Video Reviews Every Time”

  17. “Sorry, I think you’re in my seat. No … I’m positive. Your seats are over there. Let me see your ticket. Yeah, you’re in section 7. This is section 8. No, I’m sure. Section 7 is over there”

** SOLD OUT **

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