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The Seat Snugger™

$95.00

Hate being comfortable? Well friend, you’re in luck.

Do you find that the seats in your home are way too comfortable? Simply strap our patented Seat Snugger™ around your waist and buttocks and you’ll feel like your sitting in your favorite hockey arena. Designed with a 12-year old child in mind, the unforgiving plastic will hug your hips and give your posterior that fun, sitting-on-a-park-bench for 3 hours feel.

Pair with the Knee Knocker™ foot room eliminator (sold separately), designed to force your knees into your own chest, for the fully immersive, arena seating experience.

** SOLD OUT **

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Hate being comfortable? Well friend, you’re in luck.

Do you find that the seats in your home are way too comfortable? Simply strap our patented Seat Snugger™ around your waist and buttocks and you’ll feel like your sitting in your favorite hockey arena. Designed with a 12-year old child in mind, the unforgiving plastic will hug your hips and give your posterior that fun, sitting-on-a-park-bench for 3 hours feel.

Pair with the Knee Knocker™ foot room eliminator (sold separately), designed to force your knees into your own chest, for the fully immersive, arena seating experience.

** SOLD OUT **

Hate being comfortable? Well friend, you’re in luck.

Do you find that the seats in your home are way too comfortable? Simply strap our patented Seat Snugger™ around your waist and buttocks and you’ll feel like your sitting in your favorite hockey arena. Designed with a 12-year old child in mind, the unforgiving plastic will hug your hips and give your posterior that fun, sitting-on-a-park-bench for 3 hours feel.

Pair with the Knee Knocker™ foot room eliminator (sold separately), designed to force your knees into your own chest, for the fully immersive, arena seating experience.

** SOLD OUT **

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