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DIY Trash Tattoo Kit

$235.99

Carve your allegiance into your bicep, face, thigh or lower back!
 
Without live, in-stadium hockey, you are no doubt being deprived of the unmitigated joy of seeing the all-too common crap hockey tattoo. The misguided attempt to replicate team logos, moments or even Lord Stanley's Cup, permanently etched in the skin of legions of fans.

But now, with the Hockey Corp. DIY Trash Tattoo Kit, you can give yourself a shitty tattoo of your very own. Right at home. So when the cloud lifts and the pandemic has passed, you can be the first one to show off your love for the Wasington Chapitals. 

Great for kids!

** SOLD OUT **

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Carve your allegiance into your bicep, face, thigh or lower back!
 
Without live, in-stadium hockey, you are no doubt being deprived of the unmitigated joy of seeing the all-too common crap hockey tattoo. The misguided attempt to replicate team logos, moments or even Lord Stanley's Cup, permanently etched in the skin of legions of fans.

But now, with the Hockey Corp. DIY Trash Tattoo Kit, you can give yourself a shitty tattoo of your very own. Right at home. So when the cloud lifts and the pandemic has passed, you can be the first one to show off your love for the Wasington Chapitals. 

Great for kids!

** SOLD OUT **

Carve your allegiance into your bicep, face, thigh or lower back!
 
Without live, in-stadium hockey, you are no doubt being deprived of the unmitigated joy of seeing the all-too common crap hockey tattoo. The misguided attempt to replicate team logos, moments or even Lord Stanley's Cup, permanently etched in the skin of legions of fans.

But now, with the Hockey Corp. DIY Trash Tattoo Kit, you can give yourself a shitty tattoo of your very own. Right at home. So when the cloud lifts and the pandemic has passed, you can be the first one to show off your love for the Wasington Chapitals. 

Great for kids!

** SOLD OUT **

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