Twenty Dollar Beer

Name: Twenty Dollar Beer — Hockey Corp.
Brand: Hockey Corp.
Price: 21.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$21.00

Boldly engineered to maximize profit.

This lukewarm masterpiece is hand-crafted in the trunk of an imported, mid-sized sedan. On the roof of an airport parking garage. In the scorching summer heat. Using second rate ingredients and environmentally unfriendly manufacturing. Watered down to perfection, this flat, skunky brew tastes almost exactly like beer. Now available in a microwave-friendly can!

** SOLD OUT **

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Boldly engineered to maximize profit.

This lukewarm masterpiece is hand-crafted in the trunk of an imported, mid-sized sedan. On the roof of an airport parking garage. In the scorching summer heat. Using second rate ingredients and environmentally unfriendly manufacturing. Watered down to perfection, this flat, skunky brew tastes almost exactly like beer. Now available in a microwave-friendly can!

** SOLD OUT **

Boldly engineered to maximize profit.

This lukewarm masterpiece is hand-crafted in the trunk of an imported, mid-sized sedan. On the roof of an airport parking garage. In the scorching summer heat. Using second rate ingredients and environmentally unfriendly manufacturing. Watered down to perfection, this flat, skunky brew tastes almost exactly like beer. Now available in a microwave-friendly can!

** SOLD OUT **